Woof! Woof!

Hi or should I say *woof *woof! Lol! My name is JASPER (master of the treasure; jasper stone, an opaque cryptocrystalline variety of quartz that may be red, yellow or brown in color). Well, you already know me from the previous page, I'm a mixture of Scottish Terrier and Sealyham Terrier. Am I cute of wut, huh? Hm...I have no idea about this at all! What do you think?? Lol!! Ok. ok...let's continue the other half of the story....I manage most of the household (as if....). I keep everything running as smoothly as I can. With all these critters to keep in line it's a tough job but somebody has to do it. My favorite critter is Karen. She's my master and also my momma! She and I found each other 3 years ago. Thanks to Theresa, "Hi Thris!" (Karen 2nd elder sis). I'm a BIG fan of the Bahaman! (love their song 'Who Let The Dogs Out?') Hehe.....Sometimes, I am a big softy but don't tell anybody. I like all the attention I can get. I have a good personality and get along well with everybody except for one person, Sharon! (Karen's elder sis) She thinks [yucks yucks] SHE's the boss.

Some of my favorite things are:

Sleeping

Jerky treats

Falling asleep on my momma's lap in my own blankie made just for me.

Sleeping next to my momma at night, so I can feel her next to me. That's when I feel the most secure.

But, my most favorite thing in the world (other than my mom) is:  

CHEESE!

I may not be able to see or hear, but you put a piece of cheese within a half mile away, and I absolutely go crazy. Any kind of cheese; cottage cheese, Cheddar, Parmesan, Danish blue, Camembert. But most of all, I love Cheddar. If someone's eating a Kraft's Cheddar Cheese, I know it and I bark and bark until they give me some![*winks*].
*Momma says I am truly her child because cheese is her favorite thing too.

 

The things I hate the most are:

Having to take my arthritis pills & Omega 6 - Coat Nutritional Supplement every day.

Getting my hair cut or combed- I scream and scream!

Having to go outside for my  toilet business. Lately, I just go where I want, but my momma doesn't like that.

Having a bath

Taking off my little doggy coat and putting a clean one on.

Trying to find my way around outside. But I know my mommy is always right there and she scoops me up when I'm done with my business.

Seeing my house-mate from hell, Meow. She's a real irritator!

 

That's all from me,

ChiowZz!

~Jasper signing off~

 

*Woof! Woof! I smell CATS! Aiks!